Two way relationship

I'm sure everybody remembers facts on Chuck Norris, and here are Linus Torvalds facts!

Look at the picture, do you see any differences, don't you?

Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.

Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.

Linus Torvalds doesn't die, he simply returns zero.

Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.

Linus can divide by zero.

Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.

Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.

There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.

Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.

Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.

Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.

Linus made the red pill.

Linus Torvalds didn't learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.

Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.

Linus Torvalds doesn't need to boot.

Linus is real, unless declared Integer.

Linus doesn't push the flush toilet button. He simply says "make clean".

Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.

Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.

Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.

Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.

There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.

Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.

Linus Torvalds doesn't wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.

Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.

Linus Torvalds doesn't need to mount his drives.

Linus Torvalds doesn't debug. His programs are always perfect.

Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.

Linus Torvalds doesn't need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.

Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.

Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.

Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.

People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.

Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.

Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.

If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you'd find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.

Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.

Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard '1' and '0'

Linus’s kernel never panics.

Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.

See for yourself

Gnome or KDE :)

Hello my dear diary.. Today all day long I have been a good boy, but things changed at the evening and now I'm in front of my computer at 3AM after a house party. Nothing eccentric this time... Hope Ded Moroz will bring me some nice presents this time (like a nice, hot, loving girl with high IQ and cool attitude).

Wonder what my donetsk buddies are up to now..

Yes dear friends, as im writing on the last minute of what has been the 22nd birthday of my eventful life, i want to thank the mighty force that is upon us for this year.

First of all the mysterious paths of life reunited me with my dear schoolmates from 11 years ago on one colorful and amazing night in Donetsk, it is hard to express that feeling, it is like that old good dream of better times that you always dream with and suddenly it becomes true.. It was like we were never separated, as it wasn't enough the kid I went with to school every morning comes back from Canada just in time to met with me and hang out with all the crew..
Seriously guys, it was an honor and a memorable experience to be with you all..

As part of that eternal dream, I got the chance to visit my country and met with the people that raised me, the people that suffered so I can be what I'm now (thnx grandma and grandpa), I saw my roots and where i come from. I felt in love once again with Donetsk, he is like and old friend that you can always rely on, always changing but still the same, and what a beauty is Kiev!

In other aspects, it has been my 2nd. year as an Security Engineer and Consultant, what i can say.. I just love my job and the way me and the fine individuals around me work together. Ohhh, and of course this has been the year i purchased my first car with my own money :)...

What a year to remember!!

Reminder to myself: Never stop, we are going to the top boys and girls

Cheers!!

Christmas is nice, everybody is happy or pretend to, it's always fun and entertaining to make plans for next year.. if u have lot of free time do the same with your house :) and send me the video!

Greetings all my fellow friends form far far away.. Like always I'm still missing you. Hope you are all enjoying this time of the year.
I just went to a Security Conference a couple of days ago to a resort on the carribean coast of the dominican republic, beautiful beach, lots of food, nice parties, girls from around the globe, and yes of course the conference...
Took some pictures on the sunset..

Right now it is 2:11 AM, yesterday i went to bed at 6 AM, lucky for me tomorrow (monday) is a festive day here at Santo Domingo and i dont have to work, but that is not the point.

I started reading "The Zahir" of Paulo Coelho a couple of days ago because I'm looking a way to find that "something" that made me read TONS of books a couple of years ago, it made me fall in love with networking, it made me follow a studying schedule that i made for myself and accomplished with an international certification, every time that I had a goal on my mind i never stopped until I achieved it.., strangely things are not that different now, but I think there's a part of me that feels comfortable and is not letting me to MOVE ON and accomplish my new projects.. btw wtf is going on with me??!!

You know, I think I'm victim of myself, sometimes I plan everything masterfully and then things come too easy maybe.. and as human as I am, when there's something too easy to get I don't throw myself at it, instead I enjoy every moment before..

There are too a lot of cases when something that is suppose to be carefully planned is NOT, anyway I push myself to my limits and I get it done, and the results are there, sometimes I think i do that on purpose just to test myself (yes, that it)

Anyway people, let me get back to "The Zahir", it's a book that tells us that in order to move forward we have to let go the past, we must escape from everyday routine, we must manifest WHO WE REALLY ARE, don't let the society to dictate you the rules of love, the rules of what you should do with your life, what you should do for living.. you have to seek for the opportunity to see something new, experiment new emotions, enjoy, cry, fall in love, see the signs, the universe will conspire to help you.. don't become destiny's toy.. I know you know that, I just wanted to remind it to you!

Well, that is NOT what the book is about, it's a part of it and this is how i feel now, besides this is my fucking blog and i can write anything that comes to my mind, right? The Zahir is a story of (surprise) LOVE, but STOP, it's not your fucking everyday love story, these are people that get stuck in the same routine and because of that lose that special connection with their loved ones (sounds familiar right?), people that tries to re encounter them self and what they really are to find that someone they were before.

So, let's wrap it up boys and girls, if u don't understand what the hell im talking about or you think that I'm on drugs, please read the book (or any other book of Coelho, they talk about similar yet different things anyway), Coehlo is NOT the most epic of the authors, but he is a damn good story teller and entertainer, besides we are on the same page regarding a couple of spiritual stuff (you thought I was not a spiritual guy, shame on you!)

Meantime I'll keep looking for myself, or trying to find an agreement with that part of me that is in the comfortable spot (i'll kick his ass for sure mothe*%$#&), but remeber: "If you really desire something with all your heart and soul, the UNIVERSE will CONSPIRE to HELP YOU.

How cool is it to be at home when it's cold and windy outside! You are sitting in some comfortable place checking out your email and drinking a cup of hot tea, there's some nice melody in the background, you just sit back and enjoy your dreams for the future or some sweet memories.

Флирт - это по большей части просто развлечение, кайф, как говорят продвинутые. На околонаучном же языке это звучит несколько более нудно: универсальный и необходимый аспект человеческого общения. Но сам флирт даже от этого скучнее не становится.

"все наши достижения, говорят эти ученые, от искусства до ракетостроения - это лишь побочные эффекты необходимой для выживания способности очаровывать."

Read the complete article here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/russian/specials/flirting/index.shtml

Right now the only thing that comes to my mind is that my biological clock is all fucked up and I can't go to sleep until early morning on weekends (this brings back certain memories from a recent trip that i made).

Hmm, i think my dog would be a movie actor (action films, lots of hot girlfriends, sport cars) if he would be human..

Maybe I should call some friends, buy a couple of bottles of Rum and go to the beach later today??

P.S.: pictures of my dear dog Max coming soon, as well as some memories from my ukraine trip.